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Joke of the Day

"What's a pirates favorite letter? Ayyyy, tis true he loves R, but his true love is the C!"

"How come sheeps don't fly........... Because they are scared of the Airwolf."

"What happens when a cannibal decides to go vegan? They start eating vegetables."

"Remember how they drove in 90's TV sitcoms...the horribly fake steering wheel turning - left right left right? That's how I actually drive."

"Checking my lotto numbers makes me forget everything I know about probability, and gives me a temporary belief in the power of prayer."

"""Do you love me, Mulla?"" whispered the girl. ""Of course I do,"" Mulla Nasrudin whispered back. ""Will you marry me then?"" she asked. ""Let's not change the subject?"" said Nasrudin."

"What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher? Would you like ketchup with your chips?"

"This might be my ego talking, but I feel my weight-loss spambot followers care about me. They really, really, do."

"Guess what God said to Joan Rivers when she just arrived in Heaven? Thank you, Bruce really needed those botox to make his wife and daughters as beautiful as he is"

"QUESTION: What were the very first straws made of? ANSWER: Straw."