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Joke of the Day

"I always get told off when introducing my wife... Apparently, the label 'ex-girlfriend' is highly inappropriate."

"I need feminism.. ..because I've never heard a 'dumb blond' joke about a man!"

"What is the difference between Faith and Hope? Depends on the strip club."

"How man redditors does it take to change a lightbulb? Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason."

"Sex while camping... It's in tents."

"Today I was told a question is a great way to start a conversation. What do you think?"

"What's the difference between family bonding and family bondage? One is forced and borderline torture, the other is sex."

"So, you don't like hypothermia? All the cool kids are getting it."

"What do they do when the Queen has a baby? Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby? Fire the dirty old Canon."

"People are always weirded out when I take notes during episodes of Dexter."