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Joke of the Day

"What do Mexicans say on their first day in America? Jose can you see, by the dawn's early light..."

"What do you call a Polish person going down a hill? A Rollie Pollie"

"2032:: Scientists force bees and birds to mate, just for kicks. 2033: The Bumblehawks reign supreme."

"'welcome to subway how can i-' ME:*punches counter*WHY DOES THE KOOL-AID MAN CARRY A SMALLER PITCHER OF KOOL-AID 'sir-' M: IS IT HIS PISS"

"What's Irish and never comes inside? Patty O'Furniture."

"Why was the baby strawberry crying? Because his mother was in a jam."

"The executioner let me tie my own noose He said I'm getting the hang of it."

"Why did I rob the bank? For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before."

"Ninety-eight percent of lawyers... give the other two percent a really bad name."

"Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his pizza? He ate it before it was cool."