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Joke of the Day
"Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they will never meet."
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"I asked my mom why she forced me to go to to singing lessons as a kid She said singing is a skill I need to a choir."
"I hate how every single day my ex wife just keeps waking up!"
"What kind of pants do the Mario Bros wear? [Denim denim denim](https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=TmnZgBpYG_4&t=5)"
"The fish's piano was making weird noises. Guess it was out of tuna."
"A horse walks into a bar....... Bartender: ""Why the long face?"" Horse: ""My alcoholism is destroying my family and my wife wants a divorce."""
"Bathroom Boy: Can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: Only if you can say the alphabet Boy: OK abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz Teacher: Where's the p? Boy: ""Half way down my leg."
"Why was the OCD race car driver so fast? Because he had anal prolapse."
"Girls are like tornadoes because in pictures it's like wow those look cool but in person it's all omg what do I do"
"In grade 5 during biology my teacher asked me ""what is in cells?"" I answered my Uncle Eric and Dad and she made me go home."