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Joke of the Day
"I like movie reviews You always catch something new the second time"
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"How do you call an intelligent blonde? A Labrador."
"What's the worst thing to say to a hipster? You remind me of someone"
"I'm throwing a party for people who can't ejaculate... Tell me if you can come."
"Saying Romney would handle the economy better is like saying ... ... one of your friends is ""good with women"" because he's a convicted rapist."
"What's the difference between a baloon and a condom? When a balloon pops - there's one less. When a condom pops - there's one more. Or more."
"What did the scientist say when a stranger came inside his lab? What the fuck dude get the hell away from my dog!"
"What do you call a promiscuous egg? Humped-me Dumped-me"
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"I'm pretty sure that the guy who wrote about the Apocalypse was a meteorologist."