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Joke of the Day

"Looked up the oldest trick in the book... It just showed me who the first man to patronize a prostitute was."

"Knock KNOCK Who's there? Orange Orange who? ORANGE YOU HAPPY I DIDN'T SAY ORANGE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . v v TLDR I'm dead on the inside"

"What kind of fish is funny, beautiful and a good role model for young women? Tuna Fey."

"How does the alchemist please his wife? Elixir!!!!!"

"Just saw the little boy next door licking whip cream off the cat. Pretty sure he heard something he shouldn't have."

"Can I have a broken drum for Christmas? The best thing you could have asked for. You can't beat it!"

"A boob job sounds like the best job in the world."

"Kanye West is still performing at the Pan Am closing ceremony. Looks like the petition didn't Pan out."

"Turns out 6 foot penguins don't exist, in related news, I might have just ran over a nun."

"How much cocaine can Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men."