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Joke of the Day

"A new study suggests that a future study will completely contradict this study."

"What's the difference between windows 10 and a jehovah witness None, they just keep asking you to let them in"

"*ring ring* Hello? ""If u want to see ur son again give me $500,000"" OH GOD PLEASE DONT HURT HIM ""I won't if u-"" Haha gotcha, leave a message"

"Did I miss something? Kermit has a new gf and Miss Piggy is seeing David Cameron?"

"If I were to make a glory hole... I would make it out of walnut."

"What is the difference between a circus side show and a Las Vegas floor show? One has a cunning array of stunts, the other has a stunning array of cunts."

"Girl, are you astrophysics? Because I don't know enough about you to finish this joke."

"Winner of the coin flip at Superbowl 50 announced earlier today. Hilary Clinton has decided to receive."

"It would be terrible to be blind and get cancer. You would never see it coming."

"Humans pretend to be smart but we still look at the ceiling when we hear a noise upstairs like we're suddenly gonna have x-ray vision"