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Joke of the Day
"Why do Jews have such large noses? Air is free"
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"What did one octopus say to the other octopus? Will you hold my hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand?"
"Anatomy joke What muscle is most responsible for lateral rotation of the neck? The gluteus maximus"
"Whats my knee's favourite channel? Dis-knee channel."
"when I played the Sims if a sim got hungry/tired I'd just delete them and replace them with a copy who was content so maybe no kids for me"
"My sex life is like finding a parking spot in town. All the good ones are taken, so sometimes when no one is looking I have to stick it into disabled one."
"What does an Alzheimer's patient say whenever they browse /r/funny? ""Hey, this looks new!"""
"Horrible Breakfast wife: ""do u want your eggs boiled?"" husband: ""no, first boil your milk"""
"The lonelier you are the more likely you are to incorrectly believe your cell phone just vibrated."
"Grading system for students in India: A - Average B - Below average C - Can't have dinner D - Don't come home F - Find a new family"