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Joke of the Day
"What did Kellyanne Conway say about the leaked e-mails? They're just alternate fax."
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"To some, it's known as ""soda."" Some call it ""pop."" Some even order it as ""coke"" or ""cola."" The spicy bubble brown juice goes by many names"
"World's shortest poem titled.... Fleas Adam had `em"
"[studying beached whale] its a new species bill think of a name ok um *surfer walks by* yo killer whale dude *biologists look at each other*"
"Apparently ""will work for food"" doesn't involve hunting."
"If Usain Bolt was an electrician... His name would be Usain Volt"
"What do gay men have in common with the people who persecute them? They're both fucking assholes"
"If I rule the world first thing I'll do is add a extra day into the weekend right after Saturday.. It will be called Matterday... It won't matter what you do that day"
"Why doesn't anyone like jelly donuts? They have fillings too..."
"How do I know that Trump will be our next president? Because Orange is the new Black."