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Joke of the Day

"What's white at the top and black at the bottom? Society"

"What did Dr. Dre say when 50 Cent gave him a sweater? Gee, you knit?"

"You can lead a horse to water but only if you grew up on a farm or something."

"Told my 4 yo that his hamster died and that was in heaven with God. 4yo: Why would God want a dead hamster?"

"I have an eidolon memory. It's the same as an eidetic memory, but I'm also dyslexic."

"Why do stoners spend so much money? because they're high rollers"

"ISIS is taking back territory after a surprise turn of events. Their new partnership with Samsung is quickly paying off"

"[astronaut test] Before you begin, questions? [hand raised] ""Is it true the moon is cheese?"" Are you that damn mouse again? [mouse runs out]"

"What is the difference between a wife and a parasite? At least a parasite won't leave you for someone else after sucking everything out of you."

"My roommate says I have schizophrenia Jokes on him! I don't have a roommate"