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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cellphone company that uses nuclear power? Cher-Mobile"
Next Joke
"Suicide gone wrong [CORNY] -Hey doc, so here's the thing, I felt really bad so I tried to kill myself with painkillers. -Seriously? And what happened? -After the first two, I felt much better."
"Two dyslexic bank robbers attempted to rob the local bank today. (NSFW) They ran in and said ""Air in the hands mother stickers this is a fuck up!!"""
"Please remove shoes in the foyer first. Second, your pants."
"What do you call a Mexican Super Saiyan? Fajita"
"Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden? We're raising mashed potatoes."
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss."
"What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I'll go on ahead"
"Knock Knock! Who's there? Eat mop Eat mop who? Hahahahaha"
"Where do poor meatballs live? In the spaghetto"