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Joke of the Day

"I like my coffee how I like my slaves Carrying loads of sugar."

"I have this wart. I didn't like it at first, but it grew on me."

"The quickest way to get a creationist to shut up is threatening to throw them off the edge of the earth."

"Died A man wanted to fart for very long but couldnt for one or another reason. Finally he gets to fart when he approaches home. He farts to bad that he died of his own fart."

"Have you seen the new iPhone card trick? It's the one where all the jacks dissappear"

"What did the Hispanic Fireman name his twin sons? Jose & Hose-B"

"This generation sucks but does it swallow"

"Customer: I thought the meals here were supposed to be like mother used to make. Waiter: They are. She couldn't cook either."

"Diplomacy is saying ""nice doggy"" until you find a big rock."

"A grasshopper walks into a bar... A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says ""We have a drink named after you."" The grasshopper says, ""You have a drink named Steve?"""