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Joke of the Day

"The quickest way to get a creationist to shut up is threatening to throw them off the edge of the earth."

"Say the best joke you have ever heard or made up."

"What is a baby's favorite Fall Out Boy song? Thanks For The Mammaries"

"[puts cone of shame on dog] ME: (to dog) sory buddy DOG: (to all other dogs in neighborhod) BOW DOWN TO LORD FLOFFYTON HEARER OF ALL BARKS"

"Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? She missed."

"Weird; People in my office have started naming the food in the company fridge. Today I ate a tuna sandwich named Kevin."

"How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? One to invade Poland and one to tell you that jokes aren't funny."

"My favorite pick up line/joke. Yo homeboy!? How about you be my Sherlock and I'll take you Holmessss!! ;)"

"This vodka tastes strange, kinda like I'm not going to work tomorrow."

"The self checkout lane was probably invented by a guy who was sent to the store to buy tampons."