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Joke of the Day

"Why do worms taste like chewing gum ? Because they're wrigleys !"

"What happens when you force two mirrors to confront each other A bit of self reflection. Baziiing"

"College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you or they'll send your kid back."

"What's the best thing about having sexy with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of 'em. edit: autocorrect is a bitch - we all know what it should say."

"No one is reading any of these tweets. Feel free to unburden yourself. I murdered a drifter once. Wow. That feels great. Now you."

"I don't want to tell an anal joke... But fuck it."

"Whoever invented the knock knock joke.. Should get a no-bell prize"

"Chuck Norris can recharge his chuckPod by plugging it into a piece of cheese."

"Did you hear about the condom that flew across the bedroom? It was PISSED OFF!"

"You are now breathing manually. Your welcome :) That's one of the best ways to get at someone over the internet."