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Joke of the Day
"So much sh*t comes out your mouth, your ass is jealous."
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"Enrique Iglesias wants to 1. Be your hero 2. Kiss away your pain 3. Stand by you forever Enrique Iglesias is your mother"
"Why is turkey happy? It just escaped from a coop."
"It's not that I'm a bad boyfriend. I'm just a horrible person."
"""SOMEONE IS VAPING"" 911: Stay calm, were tracing it ""HURRY"" 911: THE VAPING IS COMIN FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE ""OMG"" 911: GET OUT GET OUT"
"TIFU by being King of the jungle Lololol I am Lion"
"Girls are like police. Even when they get a hold of all the evidence, they still want to hear the truth from you..."
"A drug addict died in his sleep... I guess he overdozed."
"What do you call Indian flowers? Patels [source](http://i.imgur.com/LXADoFR.jpg)"
"""Release the Kraken!"" ... ""Well?"" ""We released him. He just took off. It's not like he was trained or anything."" ... ""Release the tuna!"""