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Joke of the Day

"Girls are like police. Even when they get a hold of all the evidence, they still want to hear the truth from you..."

"Everyone, stop making menstrual cycle jokes. Period."

"Just added Paul Walker on xbox, Shame he's always on the dashboard tho."

"""My Cocaine"" How Michael Caine says his name..."

"Premature ejaculator seeks bubbly, blonde female with big ti...... Hang on. It dosen't matter now......!"

"Denied candy because I ""didn't wear red"". Kicked out of the office because I ""didn't wear pants"". I'm tired of these Valentine's Day rules."

"There's never been a single day in my life when I thought to myself "" thank god the cops are here"""

"Mexican Magician There was a Mexican Magician standing on the stage. He said, ""On the count of three, I will make myself disappear!"" ""Uno!"" ""Dos!"" POOF! He disappeared without a tres!"

"My wife said that to make our marriage work, we both need to make sacrifices. I've chosen a goat."

"Worst pick-up line ever. If you're looking for a stud, I've got the STD all that's missing is U."