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Joke of the Day

"Girls are like police. Even when they get a hold of all the evidence, they still want to hear the truth from you..."

"I never believed that faith could move mountains But I've seen what it can do to skyscrapers"

"What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian? Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason."

"What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea? I've never had a lima bean on my face."

"I wanted to tell you an UDP joke But you won't get it."

"Turning vegan is a big missed steak."

"It took police 4 days to catch the bombers..... Yet my bike is still missing"

"An original as far as I know If a pepper could orgasm, where would it ejaculate? Jalapeno mouth."

"What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic? He charges you double."

"What happens to the losers of the tv show The Biggest Loser? They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world."