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Joke of the Day
"Do you have a go-to joke to tell someone who is clearly having a bad day?"
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"What do you call a jewish black man? Hanigga"
"What is blurrier the more you squint? Everything."
"My problem is I take things too literally. Like when my wife said she'd give an arm and a leg to lose weight."
"My doctor told me I need more potassium in my diet And I said K."
"What's a fat kids favourite instrument? The dinner bell"
"ALL THE GAYS ON AN ISLAND My brother hates gay people -- hates us. 'We should take all you gays and stick you on an island.' 'Well they have, Frank. We call it Manhattan.'"
"-You talkin to my girl? *pops knuckles* -What if I am? *cracks neck* *dislocates shoulder* *breaks collarbone* *fractures skull*"
"Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients? Because they are always telling them ""You're in trouble"""
"Why do white girls hang out in odd numbers?? cuz they can't even!!!!"