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Joke of the Day
"""You home?"" -scariest text you can get"
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"McDonalds wants you to tell your family you love them because if you keep eating McDonalds it won't be long before you're dead."
"what are you listening to right know ? candy shop."
"What did the egg say after he was put in a pot of boiling water? I just got laid by a chick and now I'm getting hard."
"Teacher: You're here to learn. Me: No bitch, I'm here because my mum wouldn't let me stay home."
"What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Can you make me one with everything?"
"Q: What was Bob the Builder called after he retired? A: Bob."
"Women have always been selfish, even when they were created. They had to have 2 x-chromosomes not 1."
"Birthdays.... ... are good for health. Studied have shown that people who have more birthdays live longer"
"What do you do when you see a spaceman? You park, man!"