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Joke of the Day
"The doctor says I cut my sentences short."
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"If you're American when you go into the bathroom... ...and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? European"
"I like my Jews like I like my subway... Toasted."
"If you leave your house with one leg, that's going out on a limb."
"""Hi?"" -First cow being milked"
"I like my jokes like I like my women fucked up"
"How many times do you pass your coworker in the hall before you switch from saying ""hi"" to breakdance fighting?"
"""There's nothing more beautiful than the birth of a child."" (someone who's never seen the birth of a child)"
"Have you heard the one about the pushover fashion designer? He was easily suede."
"Came up with this lame one... What do you call a posh shop that sells kitchen appliances? Selfridges."