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Joke of the Day
"I have two personal trainers... One on each foot!"
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"10 WARNING SIGNS THAT YOU'RE CURRENTLY READING A LIST"
"A Jewish kid asks his father for five dollars... and his father replies; ""Four dollars!? What do you need three dollars for!? Here's two!"""
"Why is Phoenix such a great lawyer? Because he's ""Wright"" all the time."
"I'm sorry CO2, but I'm leaving you you're suffocating me!"
"Me: Alexa, when will computers become self-aware? Alexa: When will YOU become self-aware? M: *gazing out a window, crying* good one, Alexa"
"If I ever fire someone who is a Taylor Swift fan I'll say ""I knew you were trouble when you clocked in."""
"When my wife falls asleep in a public place, I shake her a little and yell, ""DON'T YOU DIE ON ME!"" People always clap when she wakes up."
"Yo mama so fat... She takes up more mass than her thin friend."
"""When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets."""