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Joke of the Day
"Unsuspecting male: So what kind of restaurants do you like? Me: Open ones."
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"What's a narcoleptics favorite game? Hide and go sleep."
"I want my abs to be like NHS nurses... Cut"
"Have you heard the latest joke about statisticians? Probably."
"Just saw the little boy next door licking whip cream off the cat. Pretty sure he heard something he shouldn't have."
"Why can't Sean Connery read November? Because he hasn't Read October."
"Those who throw dirt... ...are sure to lose ground."
"What do you call a five year old with no friends? [dark] A sandy hook survivor"
"""It's clear"" said the teacher ""That you haven't studied your geography. What's your excuse?"" ""Well my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"""
"What's Irish and never comes inside? Patty O'Furniture."