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Joke of the Day

"How are the Oakland Raiders like the mailman? Neither one delivers on Sunday!"

"*shipwrecked diary* Day 1: alone, doing well. Mentally sound. Met a crab Day 2: I have married the crab. Day 3: I have eaten my wife."

"What dog rides a horse named Macaroni? Yankee poodle!"

"Any jokes I can tell my teachers? I would love some jokes to tell to my teachers :D"

"[Don't let hot barrista know I'm a goose] ""Can I get you a coffee?"" Just a honk chonklate for me ""A what?"" CHOCOLATE, a hot chocolate plz."

"The oldest joke in the world: ""How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?"" You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish."

"After they got married she even put his truck nuts in a jar."

"The Counselor was talking to the campers about safety. She said 'Don't climb any trees. If you fall down and break a leg don't come running to me!'"

"*do a little dance* *make a little love* *get kicked out of this funeral*"

"My friend thanked me for inviting him along to Fight Club. I replied ""Don't mention it."""