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Joke of the Day

"How to explain non-alcoholic beer? It's like eating your sisters pussy, the taste is the same but you know something is not right."

"Think most people would be both disappointed and relieved if they realized just how little other people care what they do."

"I could tell by the scowl on her face that her patience and botox were wearing thin."

"What do they do at a prom for a school of the mentally disabled? Slow dance."

"Dear President Kennedy, is it cool if we start asking what our country can do for us yet?"

"I named my dog Syndrome So every time he jumps on people I can shout: ""Down Syndrome!"""

"She's as smart as bait."

"My wife and I asked my son who he loves most. He pointed all around. I said he had to choose, then he told us he was pointing at the wifi."

"What do you get when you run over a goose? Goose bumps."

"Shark Week is just another made up holiday to sell more sharks"