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Joke of the Day

"For every player who credits God for the win, a player from the opposing team can logically blame God for the loss."

"Two cosplayers break up... When asked why, one said ""I don't know who he is anymore!"""

"If your dad wrote the Bible, who would he have building the ark? Not sure who he would have, but I Noah guy."

"""The house always wins,"" muttered Dorothy as she stared at the witch's crushed body."

"4: Let's hunt turkeys, Daddy. Me: How do we do that? 4: Put up a big sign that says, ""Come here, Turkeys!"" I might be raising Elmer Fudd."

"Why isn't it safe to hunt niggers anymore? Because PETA will freak out."

"My background check bounced."

"What do you call a group of hoes in a bathroom? r/showerthoughts"

"Did you go to the cellphone's wedding? No but I heard that the reception was great."

"It's cold Son: Dad, it's so cold in here! Father: Go stand in the corner. Son: Why? Father: The corner is 90 degrees."