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Joke of the Day

"I told myself after high school I wasn't going to smoke any more weed. I haven't smoked any less either."

"What do you call a flying Jedi? A skywalker. (I'm really sorry)"

"It's not karma, you're just an idiot."

"A big shout out to my cat for hissing at an empty closet and keeping me in the bathtub holding a crucifix."

"She changed her mind .. Hope the new one works !! ~TF"

"To the ""Remain"" crowd in Britain... come to Canada! Half of the US is moving here soon anyhow."

"Whats the difference between Hospitality and Business? One will help you and the other will help you be an asshole"

"amazing how folks can pinpoint the subtle floral undertones in a glass of wine while i'm like ""yo, is there mustard on this grilled cheese?"""

"have a safe weekend everyone lol jk hail satan drink poison"

"There once was ... There once was a fellow named Wes, who tried to make his comments the best, although sometimes he missed, he never expected to get dissed, but some redditors downvoted nonetheless."