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Joke of the Day
"Remember that guy who lost his left arm and left leg in a car crash? Yeah he's alright now."
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"A woman goes on a fishing trip with 20 guys. The only thing she came home with was a Red Snapper"
"Who built King Arthur's round table? Circumference"
"Shout out to hotel maids changing sheets on February 15th."
"""She is not fine."" ~Sun Tzu"
"If anti-gay stuff is always coming out of your mouth ... ... then it is at least somewhat likely that something very gay is going into your mouth at one point in time or another. Get it?"
"What kind of coffee do terrorists hate? French press. (Too soon?)"
"Drugs can help you land a girl. You just have to make sure to pour them in the right drink"
"Canadian and a American watching a movie Canadian: Lets watch a movie. American: Have you seen Titanic? Canadian: What's that about? American: Yes, it was. A big one that sank."
"Two men are on opposite sides of a river. The first man shouts to the second... ""How do i get to the other side of the river"" The second man shouts back : ""You are on the other side of the river."""