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Joke of the Day

"What does train tracks and breast have in common? They are both ment for boys but in the end it's the men who plays with them"

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"""Most of Refugees are Doctors and Engineers"" -Barack Obama Thats right, they are all gynecologists"
"MEN 'N' LIGHTBULBS How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, men will screw anything."
"How do you know when your dad just got a blowjob? You can taste it in your sister's mouth....."
"What's it called when Batman leaves the church early? Christian Bale"
"Had a terrible nightmare last night... I dreamt that I was forced to eat two huge marshmallows. When I woke up this morning, my pillows were gone!"
"A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks her if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no and gets off the bus."
"Top Gun was so unrealistic Everyone knows Tom Cruise can't reach the clutch on a motorcycle"
"Did you guys read about the fence that got knocked over this morning? Dont worry, it'll probably be reposted before the weekend is up."