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Joke of the Day

"Zombie apocalypses suck. Everything comes back to bite you!"

"If Rapunzel was a brunette, she'd have just opened the front door."

"How do you get a guitar player to shut up? Put sheet music in front of him"

"I just want to take you out... With an AK-47... & you thought on a date...hahaha."

"How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done? The Kurds have their ways"

"Based on the number of AVI pics taken in your cars, I'm guessing that quite a few of you girls are on the run"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Aries ! Aries who ? Aries a reason why I talk this way !"

"Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? A. Slow down and use a lubricant."

"Why are LED's a good investment? Because they always diode."

"PROFILE PICTURES: What people want other people to think they look like. TAGGED PICTURES: What they actually look like."