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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why don't men fake orgasm? A: Coz no man would pull those faces on purpose."

"Any party is an ugly sweater party if you're ugly and you sweat a lot"

"I was trying to find some spare RAM sticks in our stock room but I couldn't see any... Because it was SO-DIMM."

"What's the difference between the space shuttle and a 2.5 kiloton bomb? The crew."

"When did intentionally misspelling words become a thing? Kewl? Gurl? You know what I dig? Literacy."

"How do you make sure man will never find something? Name it clit."

"I'm either tired or hungry at all times. Often both."

"Him: It's so damn sexy when women bite their lip Me: Like this? Him: The bottom lip."

"I got into a heated debate with my friend about time travel... We really opened a can of wormholes."

"Lesbians aren't that tough... In fact, they're all fucking pussies."