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"ok, i'm calling bullshit on Ariel singing underwater"
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"I don't know who this Rorschach guy is but..... Why does he keep drawing pictures of my parents fighting?"
"Hey girl are you my golf clubs? Because I tottaly forgot to take you out of my trunk."
"I rented this bobcat to help me dig up my new pool but he won't even hold the shovel. He's just eating all the neighborhood squirrels."
"I stayed up all night waiting for the sun to rise then it dawned on me"
"Your calculator will be there for you tomorrow... You can count on it."
"Old joke perfect for redditors. Frog walks into a library and the librarian puts down books and the frog says ""reddit, reddit, reddit."". Just thought I'd share"
"A Blind Man Walks Into A Bar Then Into a Table, Then Into A Bar Stool......."
"Why don't robots have any brothers? They all have transisters."
"Why was the woman sent to jail for 12 months, while the man got a year? Because there needs to be a period at the end of each sentence."