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"ok, i'm calling bullshit on Ariel singing underwater"

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"STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backward."
"Where do South Africans buy their pastrami and salami? At the Nelson Mandeli."
"Shortest joke in the world An Irishman walks out of a bar. ...could happen."
"[NSFW]- What is David Bowie's zodiac sign? Cancer."
"My mum fancies my best friend Luckily that's my dad. (2015 Early Father's Day Jokes Co. , you're welcome)"
"What does the mafia and a girls pussy have in common? One slip of the tongue and you're in shit!"
"What did the proctologist do to those poor people's butts? He rectum."
"So a three legged dog walks into a bar and says, ""I'm lookin for the man that shot my paw."""
"I'm eating for two That's why I look like I'm pregnant"