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Joke of the Day
"You know what they call alternative facts that are true? Facts."
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"I always wanted to see Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up They'd be great alloys."
"Your personality finally matches your looks. That's not a compliment."
"Two Scottish guys discussing a wedding.. First guys asks ""What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?"" Second fella says ""A kilt of course!"" First fella ""What's the tartin?"" ""She's wearing white"" says his pal"
"Did you hear about the new restaraunt on the moon? It's got great food, just no atmosphere.."
"Girl posted on Facebook: All men are dogs! I commented: Which breed is your father?"
"How do German bread greet each other? Gluten tag!"
"How to tell if someone doesn't crossfit"
"I'm so single, I was at a bar last night and a cute guy offered to buy me a cat."
"Missing Condoms"