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Joke of the Day
"What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use some lube"
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"What do you call a group of thirsty Rabbi's with a tan? Orange Jews"
"Psychoanalysis is nothing sinister There's really nothing to be afreud of."
"It's Christmas Eve, not Christmas and Steve. Get out of here Steve."
"Short, but good nonetheless Every ""yo mamma"" joke has been done thousands of different times, by thousands of different people. Just like yo mamma."
"What do Trees do in Autumn? Take a Leaf of absence."
"What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say? Beat it, we're closed."
"My doctor said I had an iron deficiency and I asked him how he could tell. He pointed at my crinkled shirt."
"How to you make Holy Water? You boil the hell out it"
"Deja Moo I feel like I've heard this bull before..."