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Joke of the Day
"What's long, green, and smells like pork? Kermit the frog's finger"
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"I failed to stop a suicidal Catholic guy from blowing himself up. ""Abort, abort abort"", I shouted."
"How do sharks like their steak? Whale-done :)"
"A teacher tells the class whoever answers her next question can go home. A boy throws his bag out the window Teacher: ""Who just threw that?!"" Boy: ""Me. I'm going home now."""
"I want to become a librarian so bad. I love books but I love telling people to shut up even more."
"No thanks, fantasy football. I already have a fantasy boyfriend, a fantasy sex life & a fantasy bank account. I'm good."
"[marriage counselling] Her: he always thinks he's talking to me on CB radio Me: I don't, over Her: It's over Me: It's what? Over"
"Whats more bruised than an old apple? My asshole after a night with Caitlyn Jenner"
"Q: What is long, black and stinks? A: The unemployment line"
"I was having sex with a female amputee in the dark I trying to figure out why my ass hurt, but she had me stumped."