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Joke of the Day

"What vegetable is the favourite of British people? Queuecumbers."

"I don't like telling clever jokes about airplanes. They just go over my head."

"What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists? No strings attached"

"'I Love You' is a mathematical function where, 'I Love' - is constant and ; 'You' - is a variable.."

"If I'm found dead in the bathtub clutching a toaster, check for Pop-Tarts before jumping to conclusions."

"What is 6.9? A really good time ruined by a period."

"It's difficult to be romantic when your dog always eats the trail of McNuggets leading to the bedroom."

"I love fucking love coffee. It's what keeps me up at night."

"What do you call a big butt? mASSive"

"Why was 1 all salty? Someone told him it was 2's day."