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Joke of the Day

"What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman."

"Gonna buy an old beat up car for the sole purpose of rear ending the hell outta people I let over and don't get the thank you wave."

"My uncle was found dead in his office last night by cleaning staff. I'm glad because he wore Crocs to my wedding in 2006."

"Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he got the gas bill."

"What shakes and sits at the bottom of the ocean? A nervous wreck."

"If a rich man dies from a drug overdose, the headline should read ""Pills bury dough boy"" Credit to my friend Chris"

"Bio joke time! What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his foot? Mitosis."

"What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist? The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train."

"I have decided to run a marathon and have taken up vaping instead of smoking You could say I am running on fumes."

"SPOILER ALERT for ""Finding Bigfoot"" TV show - they don't find him. Again."