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Joke of the Day

"Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan? At the infideli counter."

"I don't answer unexpected knocks on the door in case it's the beginning of a very polite Zombie Apocalypse."

"My wife found out I was cheating after she found the letters I was hiding.... She got mad and said she's never playing Scrabble with me again."

"I like a good long cuddle with my girlfriend after sex It's the quickest way to deflate her"

"I've never been to Prague... But I've always wanted to Czech it out!"

"Why Do Jews Make Good Philosophers? They think that everything Israel."

"Why do they call a wolf a wolf? Because it goes wolf!"

"What plant attacks people? An Ambush ;)"

"Do you know who REALLY gets irony? Skydiving schools. Cuz you gotta drop out to graduate! *releases mic to float down on tiny parachute*"

"Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts? He hates camping"