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Joke of the Day
"Walking into WalMart with my kids, ""Remember, kids - use your Target voices."""
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"no idea! I told my boyfriend that my mom is old so she needs to speak slowly and loud. Then I told my mom my boyfriend is retarded. They have no idea!"
"My sex life ."
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