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Joke of the Day
"I overdosed on my homeopathic medicine today. Forgot to take it."
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"out of all the lies ive told just kidding is my favorite. I don't get it?"
"Fractals joke there are 2 types of people in this world, those who don't know about fractals and those who think that there are 2 types of people in this world..."
"*angrily whispering over crib* ""Sheila you know I was raised by wolves. I have to pay it forward."" ""But why do they need their own cribs?"""
"SC shooting suspect Dylan Roof has been apprehended. He was charged with impersonating a police officer."
"I try to make good food, but it all turns to shit."
"""This is all your fault!"" -Billionaire showing son his deed for all the land along the San Andreas Fault"
"My Wife Saw Me Licking A Yogurt Lid And Said ""Why Don't You Lick Me Like That?"" ""Because Yogurt Tastes Better"" The Divorce Is Next Tuesday"
"Why should you never bring a fat person to see a dramatic movie? They will ruin the suspension."
"Star Wars Spoiler: Darth Vader is Luke's father."