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Joke of the Day

"Watch The Walking Dead with someone who's super into it so every time a zombie appears you can pull the old, ""Wait, who's this now?"""

"An Irish man walks out of a bar... Not possible."

"Why did Anthony Kiedis cross the road? To get to the Otherside."

"My 14yo made fun of me this morning because I had to go to work while he had a snow day, so I changed the wifi password."

"*walks up to a group of sad people at a funeral* Do y'all know the wifi password"

"A woman made a book about gardening.. Her name was *Theresa Green*."

"The most offensive jokes thread? I'll start What is the difference between chopping up a baby and an onion? - chopping up an onion makes you cry."

"What's the difference between math and meth? One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth."

"Before Twitter, I'd ignore dumb thoughts in my head like ""How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?"" Now, I tweet them"

"How many protestors do you need to change a lightbulb? Trick question. Protestors don't change anything."