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Joke of the Day

"I don't do cocaine I just like to smell it"

"I need some white people jokes. I was talking with some guys at work and came to find that we are all disappointed at the lack of white people joke we know, so let hear what you've got."

"What is the most masculine profession? Maleman"

"Wyoming? Why won't you kiss me? Because I'm Cheyenne."

"What do you the balcony seats at the theater? The Wilkes Booth."

"How do you know that there's a monster in your bath? You can't get the shower curtain closed."

"Thought this up at work, prolly not funny, whatcha call it when a jew with Jiu-Jitsu skills fights you? Jewhitsyou."

"Where does the little king keep his little armies? Up his little sleevies."

"can't now.. having an heated argument with my toaster."

"I totally understand how batteries feel... because I'm rarely ever included in things either."