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Joke of the Day
"I just ate 2 lbs. of Greek yogurt in one sitting And people say I'm not cultured..."
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"My IQ score says I'm intelligent. My dating history disagrees."
"I don't know many football players except... The one with the Messi hair"
"Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a well balanced meal."
"What do you call eight rabbits walking backwards together? A receding hare-line."
"I installed a pet door over the weekend, and the dog barked at it, and the cat pissed on it, but the raccoons have got the idea."
"Premature ejaculators are like Christians They are all waiting for resurrection and second coming."
"What kills thousands of smokers a year? Natural Causes"
"[Olive Garden] PATRON: there are so many types of pasta WAITER: [required to say this] yes...*clenches teeth* the pastabilities are endless"
"I've never gotten along with tall people We just never see eye to eye."