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Joke of the Day

"I'm going to stand outside... So if anyone asks, I am outstanding."

"A Clinton is running for POTUS, a Jurassic Park movie dominated the summer box office, and they found a knife on OJ's property. It's 1994."

"People get easily offended these days. You can't even say black paint Instead you have to yell ""Jamall, paint my fence"""

"Is there a shorter word for monosyllabic? Credit: Stephen Wright"

"So, I found my first gray pubic hair the other day. I was way more excited about it than the other people on the elevator."

"What do you call a dog with no legs? I doesn't matter, it won't come when you call it."

"How do you blindfold an Asian person? You put floss over his eyes."

"What would Inception: The Porno be called? Contraception."

"Q: Why did the fly fly? A: Because the spider spied her."

"The only honorable thing I've ever done in my life is this girl named Judy. Although, I'm starting to have doubts she was a real judge."