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Joke of the Day
"What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it? Au-burn ^He^^He^^^He^^^^He"
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"If Gravemind from Halo did product placement... We exist / Together now Two corpses / In one grave Burma-Shave"
"Whats an electrical engineers fave sex position? The super position"
"Two kinds of girls There are two kinds of girls in the world: Girls with big tits...and girls that get in the way when I'm trying to look at 'em !!"
"Yea...sure! I was hoping someone would come and stand uncomfortably close to me today"
"I smiled today. I'm going to be so sore tomorrow!"
"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the lightbulb has to want to change."
"What do women and Spotify ads have in common? They're both annoying and want your money."
"LOL at people who ""love seafood"" but won't even eat a silverfish"
"What has 50 legs but can't walk? Half a centipede."