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Joke of the Day

"My uncle used to ruin every Thanksgiving with his drinking problem, but now he found Jesus and ruins it with that."

"I don't like my new hair cut... But it's growing on me."

"LIFE HACK: Sneak into doctor's waiting rooms instead of subscribing to magazines."

"What a beautiful day! The sun's shining, the birds are singing, the neighbor's dog is taking a huge crap on my lawn..."

"In Need of A Psychic Reading There was a man that needed a psychic reading. He showed up on the psychic's front porch and knocked on the door. The psychic said, ""Who is it""? So he went back home."

"My favorite joke is about RMS Titanic. It's a one-liner."

"Did you hear about the Italian documentary on suppositories? It's called Innuendo..."

"What's the best thing about being black? Not having to listen to awful dad jokes."

"Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a six offender."

"Did you hear about Han's new band? It's not as good as his solo stuff."