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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef. The Laughing Stock joke reminded me of this one."

"Tiger Woods goes through 18 holes in one day... And he STILL has time for golf."

"Why do they have fences around a cemetery? Because people are dying to get in."

"What did the alien say to the cat? Take me to your litter."

"My wife just opened a bottle of wine so my chances of getting laid just went from 0 to 750ml."

"What is a 6.9? A 69 ruined by a period."

"Why was the African prostitute arrested for murder? Men kept disappearing in her black hole! (#69BadJokes buy it like everywhere on-line!) ((unless you're a hater of funny stuff ;))"

"Teacher asks a student to count from 0 to 10 Student : 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 Teacher : Where is 5? Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident. DIE"

"I fainted at an Indian restaurant when I found out that R.E.M had split up That's me in the korma."

"What's Michelle's favourite vegetable? Barackoli (I'm sorry I'll leave now...)"