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Joke of the Day

"The Four Types of Orgasms The Good ""oh yes, oh yes"" The Bad ""oh no, oh no"" The Religious ""oh god, oh god"" And the Fake ""Oh *person's name*"""

"cops shutting down my giant SLIP N' SLIDE again because the traffic on the highway needs to get around us I guess"

"My shower had a bit of mildew- -but all it took was a little... scrubbing!!!"

"If sex is the food of life, then masturbation is a snack in between meals."

"Gravity 0/5: Worst Space Jam sequel ever. Literally no basketball."

"I just got kicked out of my local Laser Tag and the police were called. Apparently stabbing somebody to save ammo is not allowed."

"Light a man a fire and he'll be warm for a hour. Light a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

"I've started seeing someone about my porn addiction. Her name's Brandy."

"Objects in the selfie are way sadder than they appear."

"Wanna hear a knock knock joke? Two men walk into a bar. (credit to my friend who has no Reddit account)"