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Joke of the Day
"What did Putin say when he was finally fed up with Boris Nemtsov? I'm putin' that guy to sleep"
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"*bird forgets to set alarm clock* *worm has pretty laid back morning*"
"I rented a prostitute for $60 an hour, I paid her 50 cents."
"Bending over in a short skirt will probably get me further than my expensive education ever will."
"How many NorCal kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Hella"
"[Jumps into taxi] ""FOLLOW..."" [taxi driver turns around excitedly] ""...ME ON TWITTER"" [Jumps out & moonwalks into Olive garden]"
"Went to the car wash and asked for one of those Brazilian wax jobs everyone's been talking about."
"remember when we were younger and we all thought 'bob' was a really common name but how many bobs do u actually know"
"What do you call a sick bird from Mars? An ill Eagle alien. Original joke created for my 5 year old."
"Can anyone give me a Russian-English bilingual pun?"