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Joke of the Day

"What did a homosexual reindeer say to Santa Claus? Sleigh, daddy."

"How long do I have to sleep before I'm legally a bear?"

"What's the difference between a Nun in Church and a Nun in the bath One has Hope in her Soul the other has Soap in her Hole."

"Why do black men love pirate porn? Because of all the booty"

"I had my credit card stolen. About two years ago now. I never reported it though. On my first statement, I found that the thieves were charging less than my wife was."

"I just recently became a vegetarian. I quit meat cold tofu."

"You only live once. Make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet daily, desperately seeking validation from strangers."

"What's the cheapest cut of meat? Deer nuts: they're under a buck."

"Is this joke funny? I just made it up! A son walks up to his dad and says...are you a gay buffalo? And the dad looks at him and says, no, I'm bison."

"What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job? The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'"