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Joke of the Day
"I watched Al Jazera and was very disappointed. Not nearly enough music from the 1920s."
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"So a blind man walks into a bar... And a table And a chair."
"2 Wind Turbines walk into a bar... The first says, ""What kind of music do you like?"" The second says, ""I'm a heavy metal fan."""
"that coat doesn't break wind... if it doesn't fart it's not a coat."
"My friends in Germany were complaining that they couldn't find a good bagel anywhere... well whose fault is that?"
"Go deep throat a cactus."
"My wife told me to prepare our ginger son for his first day at school. So I beat him up and took his dinner money off him."
"*buys Sushi for Dummies* *preheats oven* *reads first page of Sushi for Dummies* *turns off oven*"
"What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher? A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog."
"I'm like a kid in a candy store..... I can't afford anything."