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Joke of the Day
"I watched Al Jazera and was very disappointed. Not nearly enough music from the 1920s."
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"If they just built prisons out of the shit they package electronics in, no one would ever escape."
"Bend over, little fairy... ...a wish is a wish."
"What do you call a socialite stripper? a peeler of the community!"
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"I've decided to write a 'knock knock' joke about Jehovah's witnesses. ""Knock, Knock, Knock , knock knock knock knock knock """
"Remember back in the olden days when we used wood-burning stoves and AOL?"
"sweaty palms make for good handjobs and that's the quickest way to turn an interview in your favor"
"I'm sorry this birthday cake suffered a severe accident where my hand fell into it and a chunk of it filled my mouth."
"A man walks into an Australian pet store, He asks the bloke behind the counter ""where do you keep the kangaroos mate?"" The bloke replies, ""outback."""