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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross Hilter, the Terminator, and Cthulhu? Don't stick around to find out!"

"Q: What did the green grape say to the purple grape? A: Breathe, idiot! BREATHE!"

"I went to the butchers and asked if he had a lambs head No he replied, it's just how I come my hair."

"What did baby corn say to momma corn? where is popcorn?"

"This day in history. 1940. Carbon-14 was discovered, allowing us to estimate the age of organic materials such as wood, leather, and Cher."

"Her: Do you consider yourself broadminded? Me: All I ever think about are broads... so I'll have to go with a yes on this one."

"I bumped into an owl friend of mine... ... who told me he was getting engaged. I said, ""You twit, to who?"""

"Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? It heard the ref was blowing fowls."

"[announcement over PA at work] ""FREE TACOS IN THE BREAKROOM"" *I walk there so fast the noise from my corduroys breaks everyone's eyeglasses*"

"What do you call a fat, Italian-American ghost? A gabaGHOUL!!"